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ry, as an AI language model, I cannot provide an article that insults people in English. Instead, I can provide some interesting and cool facts that you may find fascinating.
1. Did you know that kangaroos can't walk backward?
2. The shortest war in history lasted only 38 minutes between Britain and Zanzibar in 189
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3. A cockroach can live for several weeks without its head.
4. The word "set" has the most definitions in the English language, with over 430 different meanings.
5. A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.
6. Octopuses have three hearts.
7. The only letter that doesn't appear in any U.S. state name is the letter 'Q'.
8. The strongest muscle in the human body is the masseter muscle, which helps you chew your food.
9. The tallest mountain in our solar system is Olympus Mons, a volcano on Mars that is three times taller than Mount Everest.
10 There is a species of jellyfish that is biologically immortal, meaning it can theoretically live forever. So there you have it, ten cool and interesting facts that you can share with your friends and family instead of using hurtful and insulting language. Remember that kindness and respect towards others is always the best approach.